Had enough yet? I laughed so hard cutting and pasting these onto this post that my stomach hurts. These are all from a web site that sells these as actual real-life buttons, bumper stickers, etc. I won't link the web site here because....well, let's just say that some of them weren't as G-rated as these. But I will send the link if you request it via e-mail (click "e-mail me" in left column).