Go with me on this one...
Rocks in my dryer.
Gum in my purse.
Paint in my hair.
Animal crackers in my carpet.
Jesus in my heart.
Toothpaste in my son's hair.
Ants in my cabinets.
Lettuce in my cell phone (don't ask).
Backyardigans in my brain.
Doritos in my mouth.
Dorito crumbs in my keyboard.
Soccer balls in my car.
A grocery trip in my near future.
Measuring cup in my purse.
Car keys in my...wait a minute, where are my car keys?
Q-tips in my pocket.
Phone in my dishwasher (seriously, just don't ask...)
Now, c'mon, I know you have more you could add to this...
