Couldn't Resist...

Considering I spend a decent chunk of my time steering my boys away from potty jokes, it's probably just a bit hypocritcal that I bought these for their stockings:

The little guys poop brown candies out of their little plastic backsides!  Go ahead, laugh...you know you want to.  "POO-lar bear?"  That is just good.

I found them at JoAnn's.  You're welcome.