So many of you have kindly e-mailed to ask how potty training is going. Since I'm sure my daughter will, someday, be so glad to know that I discussed her urinary habits with all the Internet, I thought I'd give you an update.
Until Saturday, we were making slow-but-steady progress. I was feeling very encouraged and was sure that, indeed, my girl was proving much easier to potty-train than any of my three boys were. Until Saturday.
Because that is when we encountered the Sinister Flush of Death. [Insert scary organ music here.]
We had gone to lunch at a restaurant with my parents, and Corrie informed me she needed to go. I was so proud of her for letting me know! We hopped up and ran to the bathroom, my mother eagerly following behind us to be the Tinkle Cheerleader.
The bathroom was completely tiled--walls and everything--so it was very loud. And the potty was one of those new-fangled automatic flushers that doesn't just flush, it darn near implodes. (And by the way, I realize that automatic flushers may not qualify as "new-fangled" where you live, but this is Oklahoma, and automatic toilets are quite sophisticated to us. Don't even get me started on the motion-detector paper towel rolls. Those things could keep me occupied all afternoon.)
Anyway, Corrie was doing her business while Mom and I cheered for her. Just as she finished, she leaned forward and, in doing so, tripped off the light sensor on the flush mechanism. With a gigantic WHOOSH! the toilet flushed beneath her. But to see Corrie's face, you would think the very gates of hell had opened and were sucking her down into a watery vortex of destruction--she screamed in horror. We made a quick exit, and I resisted the urge to complain to the manager for installing toddler torture devices in their bathroom.
I had a nasty hunch that this little episode had set us back.
I was right.
For the next 24 hours, Corrie happily chanted, "No-o-o-o-o-o potty!" when we suggested a trip to the bathroom. We managed a couple of successes, but for the most part, she was done with potties and their wickedness.
After a couple of days, thankfully, she decided to give it another go. She was greatly encouraged by Hubs, who made up a little "Potties are safe! Potties are safe!" chant. He sat in the floor of the bathroom with her and helped her flush dozens of times, until she felt assured that the toilet would not be carrying her to a watery grave.
So now, we're hanging in there. One point in our favor has been that my daughter is more motivated by chocolate than any person I ever met. Except, you know, me.
She is also highly motivated by Dora the Explorer panties. And if you don't believe me, you can just ask the little old man we passed in the grocery store last week. "I have Dowa panties," she told him, quite loudly. Poor man.
I've enlisted my older boys in the process as well. Corrie loves to please her big brothers, and they've been so good to cheer for her successes. I've promised them a special family treat when she finally "gets" it, to motivate them to help.
When I started on this motherhood journey, never could I have imagined the sweetness of watching an eight-year-old boy read Chicka-Chicka-Boom-Boom to his two-year-old little sister while she tinkled.
I think we're gonna make it.