You Create the Caption, Volume 2

I swear to you, I did not doctor this photo.

Returning from Colorado last week, we drove the entire length of the panhandle of Oklahoma--it's beautiful and very remote country.

And passing by a gas station in a little town, Hubs simultaneously slammed on the brakes, nearly threw the camera at me, and said, "You have GOT to take a picture of this for your blog."

And he was right. 

Because the punchlines, they are a-flowin' through my head at a rate too fast to sort, I'll invite you to create a caption for this gas-station shot: