You know how, during a football game, they'll show a little box highlighting a player's stats? It will say his hometown, and his position, his age, etc. And then (*shudder*)...it will say his weight? Tonight I saw a highlight for a kid who weighs 317 pounds. 317!
CAN YOU IMAGINE having your weight publicized on national television? Could there be a greater horror? I broke into hives just telling the lady at the DMV.
But I guess if you weighed 317 you wouldn't worry too much about people laughing at you.