(Incidentally, it's totally appropriate for me to use this song, because it was written by John Denver, and he was my step-second-cousin-in-law. Really. I know, it's vague, but we have to take our claims to fame where we can get them, right?)
All my bags are packed,
I'm ready to go.
My head says "yes",
My nerves say "no",
Have I mention just how much
I hate to fly?
They say it's safer
Than a car.
But gosh I'd hate
To fall that far.
Oh man, I hope I'm not
About to die...
So miss me and pray for me.
Enter a giveaway for me.
I'll blog it like I've never blogged before.
I'm leavin' on a jet plane.
I sure hope I'll be back again.
Oh babe, I hate to go.
This momma needs
A sedative.
My seatmate must learn
To forgive--
Because I tend to
Go a bit insane.
Even though I might
Barf in the aisle,
Meeting Big and Boo
Makes it all worthwhile.
Do you think they'll mind
Carrying me off the plane?
So miss me and pray for me.
Enter a giveaway for me.
I'll blog it like I've never blogged before.
I'm leavin' on a jet plane.
I sure hope I'll be back again.
Oh babe, I hate to go.
