Adam: Mom, this mouth ulcer hurts SOOOO bad.
Me: Sorry, sweetie, I know those hurt, but there's not much we can do about it.
Adam: But it HURTS.
Me: I know. But the only thing that will heal it is time.
Adam: You want me to stick a clock in my mouth?
Badump-BUMP! Thank you, he'll be here all week....
