My husband read my previous post and told me he knew exactly what my dream meant. He said that clearly I have Johnny Depp pirate issues, and my dream simply revealed this.
Me: But Johnny Depp is pretty gross and grungy in that movie.
Hubs: Yeah, but you totally have the damsel-in-distress, save-me-from-the-scallion thing going on.
Me: The scallion?
Me: Do you mean the scalliwag? Last I checked I didn't need to be rescued from onions.
Hubs: Oh. Yeah, that.
Either I've been putting too many onions in my enchiladas, or my man has been watching too much Veggie Tales.