Craftiness

Pincushion Instructions

Several of you e-mailed to ask me how to make the pincushions that are currently taking over my life.  I'm horrible at giving written sewing instructions, but I'll give it a shot.

It's simple, really--they're just four-inch-by-four-inch pillows, stuffed (firmly) with batting, and then wrapped with grosgrain ribbon (like a present).  As a last step, I just sewed on a button in the middle (pulled thread through to the opposite side of the pillow to "puff" it). 

Here's a tutorial I found for a similar pincushion, except this one is a circle.  And it's written by someone who actually knows how write a tutorial.  Which clearly I do not.

If you have no idea how to sew, but you're interested, I strongly encourage you to do some homework and learn.  IT IS NOT AS HARD AS YOU THINK IT IS.  I was blessed enough to have a mom who sewed; she taught me everything I know.  Any experienced crafters out there have a learn-to-sew method they'd like to recommend?

Evidently the Word of the Day Is "Pincushion"

Pincushion1_3I told you a couple of days ago that my best coping strategy for a case of the blues was to create something with my hands.  When I found some fantastic pink and brown tweed at the fabric store for ONE DOLLAR A YARD (oh, my heart), I bought two yards and knew I had to do something with it. 

Pincushion2Inspired by many of the adorable pincushions I've seen sprouting up at craft blogs all over the place, I decided to make one or two.  Or a hundred.  Because once I got started making these little dealihoos, I have been unable to stop.  They're so cute, easy, and I've already finished nine of them.  But I have another 15 cut out, ready to sew.  Yes, FIFTEEN.  And that's just from the tweed.  After this batch, I plan to try some with a more whimsical fabric.

Which means that everyone in my life who has ever even looked sideways at a sewing machine will be getting a pincushion for their next three birthdays.  Either that, or I'm opening a pincushion store.

But the funk?  It's a little less funky...

OH MY WORD, I Want This...

ApronConnie over at Smockity Frocks, maker of the cutest aprons I've ever seen, is hosting a contest.  Mention her newest apron design (it is oh-so-vintage and adorable), and you're entered to win a free one.  Details here!  (By the way, Connie also won Mommy Life's apron contest; congratulations to her and all the other finalists.  I would've entered if I didn't have such a cruddy old apron.  But that wasn't a hint, Connie.  No-o-o-o, not at all.)

Don't Laugh, I Saw It In a Magazine

I know, I know...for someone on a bloggy break, I'm sure posting a lot, right?  Moving right along...

Wanted to show you this centerpiece I made for a New Year's Eve get-together we're having here with friends (notice I didn't call it a party.  Real New Year's Eve parties involve cleaning your house and having no children present.  These are the kind of friends who don't mind stepping over all the toys you have yet to find a home for, and they all bring their kids, because who in the heck can find a babysitter on New Year's Eve?)

Centerpiece_1

Anyway, I saw this in a magazine and decided to try it.  The concept is great, but the reality?  It's either very cute or it looks like something my second grader made in art class--I can't quite decide.  Still, it's a nice attempt at being festive.  In case you're wondering, that's tinsel (on clearance!) in the glass vase, and craft foam (with a cardstock backing) sprayed down with glitter for the stars and numbers.  I'll have it on a sparkly red tablecloth.

And honest-to-gosh, when I was drawing the numbers I was wondering to myself how on earth I was going to draw an even "8", until I remembered that we're coming up on, in fact, 2007, not 2008.  And no, I wasn't even dipping into the champagne a little early.

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If you haven't read the post directly below this one, please do, and go help a good cause.

Happy new year, y'all!

*UPDATED* Crafty Girls

*UPDATED TO ADD*  I've begun adding your suggestions to the list below.  Keep 'em coming!

Something about this time of year gets my crafty fever a-burnin', and I get way too ambitious.  I somehow talked myself into making robes and pajamas for all four kids for Christmas Eve; a nice idea, but now I'm finding myself a bit rushed and stressed.  So instead of getting in there and working on them, I thought it would be a much more efficient use of time to stare aimlessly at other craft blogs.  Don't you agree?

I know that many of you are crafty yourselves, so I'm counting on the fact that you've found some crafty treasures out there in Bloggityville.  Will you share them in the comments below?  Then over Christmas vacation we can curl up with some hot cocoa and avoid housework scroll through some cozy blogs.

(Note:  By "craft blog" I don't mean "the blog of someone who happens to craft and blogs about it occasionally"; I mean, "a blog devoted significantly to crafting of some sort".  Got it?) 

(Also note:  Conspicuously absent in my list are knitting/crocheting blogs, since I have resigned those two skills to Something I'll Get Serious About When I'm Older, but feel free to add those if you're so inclined.) 

Here's a list of my crafty favorites below.  I'll update the list below with the links you leave in my comment section, or via e-mail, unless you send me so many that I get overwhelmed and curl up in a fetal position under my sewing machine.  Just kidding...link away!

All About Our Jesse Tree

Several of you have asked me to post pictures of my Jesse Tree (if you don't know what I'm talking about, you can read an explanation here and here).  This post will contain several pictures--I've made them thumbnails so the page will load faster, so you can click on each photo for a better view.

PlacementI have kept this project simple and affordable.  I bought a two-foot tree at Wal Mart for $10.  Most of my ornaments cost a dollar or less, and they came from Wal Mart or Hobby Lobby (the latter frequently puts the ornaments on half-off during the holiday season; you can find that info here). 

Here are a few of the ornaments I bought out-right, with no craftiness involved whatsoever (I'm not going to try to link to the particular Bible story, just to save time, but you can find the devotions we use here):

Here is a globe, for the creation story:

Earth

Here's a heart, to represent Mary's pure and loving heart:

Maryheart

This was meant to be a decorative icicle, but we use it for Queen Esther's sceptre:

Sceptre

Here's my favorite--the very last ornament, the one we hang on Christmas Eve:

Nativity

This next one we use when we talk about King David:

Davidcrown

To demonstrate how God used the prophets to unlock the mysteries of the future, we use a key:

Prophetkey

This next ornament represents the story of Abraham, Isaac and the ram (and yes, I know this is actually a reindeer, but we're using our imaginations, remember?):
Ram

Another of my favorites, here is a lion for the story of Daniel in the lions' den.  I'm guessing Daniel's lions weren't this cute:

Daniel

A few of my ornaments come from the small, wooden cut-out shapes you can find at most craft stores (for 50 cents or less each).  They're very easy to paint--you don't have to be an artist (I'm certainly not).  Below are some ornaments I made with that method.

One of the earliest devotions is about the fall of man.  I painted this wooden apple and glued on a rubber snake (with three boys in the house, rubber snakes are in VAST supply):
Applesnake

This next one was fun.  To represent Mary and Joseph's long journey to Bethlehem, I painted this wooden footprint and put brown felt around it like a sandal:
Sandal

For our very first ornament, in which we explain the meaning behind the phrase "Jesse Tree", I painted this wooden piece:
Tree

Of course, what else would I pick for the story of Jonah:

Whale

When we learn about John the Baptist coming to prepare the way for Jesus, we use this water splatter design.  Get it?  Water?  Baptism?  This one is kind of a stretch, but it gets the point across:

Johnbaptistwater

Noah, of course, got a rainbow (this wooden cut-out was actually pre-painted.) 

Noah

For some of my ornaments I had to get a little more creative.  For Jacob and his dream about the ladder to Heaven, I got a wooden cutout intended to be a picket fence for a dollhouse.  I cut off the top points and, VOILA!  A ladder:

Jacobladder

The Ten Commandments were easy--this is just parchment-style paper glued to cardstock, and I free-handed it:

10

When we talk about how God chose Joseph, a carpenter, to be Jesus' earthly father, I use a hammer made out of aluminum foil and brown felt glued on card stock:

Hammerjoseph

For Joseph's coat of many colors, I found some striped fabric and cut it out in the shape of a coat (with a cardboard backing to give it form):

Coat

During the devotion about God choosing little Bethlehem as a birthplace for His Son, we hang this ornament, made out of craft foam and glitter:

Bethlehem

Here is Abram's tent, made simply out of felt (and again, cardboard backing):

Abramtent

Here is Rahab's rope--it's simply twine bundled up:

Rahabrope

For the story of Zechariah and Elizabeth, I downloaded this picture on-line, printed it and colored it with markers:

Ze

For Sarah's much longed-for pregnancy, I put this scrapbook sticker on cardstock and simply cut it out:

Sarahfeet

During the lesson about how the Israelites watched and waited for the Messiah, we hang this ornament (a watchtower), which is actually from the dollhouse supply aisle at a craft store:

Tower_1

I cannot express strongly enough what a meaningful tradition this has been for our family.  We always try to emphasize with each Bible story/ornament how that particular episode in the Old Testament pointed toward Christ.  For example, over the weekend we talked about when Adam and Eve ate the fruit in the garden.  We explained that their sin (and our subsequent sin) was why Jesus had to come to Earth in the first place--to save us!  In every story, Christ is present, in one form or another (sometimes it's subtle).  Looking for that link, and sharing it with your children is, at moments, breathtaking.

For more Jesse Tree resources, see the sidebar at Advent For Evangelicals.

Since this has turned into an All-Jesse-Tree-All-The-Time post, I might as well include a Mr. Linky below and let you jump in.  If you're writing about your own Jesse Tree project at any point this Christmas season--(pictures are great, but not required)--post your link(s) below.  Please only link if you're posting about your Jesse Tree.  Non-related links will be removed. 

Enjoy!

*UPDATED* Finished At Last

Please do me a favor.  If I EVER mention that I'm thinking of tackling a major home-improvement project when my children are out of school, please drive to Oklahoma and SMACK ME. 

After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I have finished the Great Master Bathroom Project of 2006.  Though technically, it should be called the Great Master Bathroom Project of 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006--that's how long there has been some sort of remodeling disarray in this room.  I WISH I had "before" pictures, though some things are best forgotten.  Our house was built in 1982, and the bathrooms were all terribly outdated when we first moved in.  To quote my Hubs, this particular room was "urgly with a capital urg". 

The cabinets were a non-descript, mousy brown, as were all the doors and trim.  The wallpaper was hunter green and white striped, with waaaay too many flowers weaving in and out of the stripes.  I started ripping it down within months of moving in four years ago.  Lo and behold, there was more wallpaper underneath, and y'all...this paper was ivory colored with peach and beige and gray (yes, GRAY) paint splatter shapes. 

(Can I just pause here to ruminate on the fact that this was apparently ATTRACTIVE in 1982?  What, may I ask, were we thinking?  Maybe we were so distracted by the Cold War that all our good decorating sense was temporarily suspended.  Who knows.)

Anyway, this awful paper was, evidently, applied with Super Glue.  As I ripped it down, chunks of sheet rock came down with it.  Lovely.

What to do, what to do...I refinished the cabinets and painted all the trim/doors white.  But that still left the dilemma of the walls.  I wasn't wild about re-papering (it's expensive and not exactly the look I wanted), and painting was out of the question with such damaged walls.  On the advice of a neighbor, I decided to try a technique called paper bagging.  I'll publish the how-to tomorrow for Works-For-Me Wednesday, but today I wanted to show you the finished results:

Here's a view of our new-and-improved bathroom from our bedroom (the light fixtures aren't finished yet, obviously):

Bathroom1

Here's the wall directly behind the double sinks:

  Bathroom2_1

We've had that mirror for years, and it perfectly matched the new cabinet finish.  But since it's opposite our big vanity mirror, we get that mirror-in-mirror effect like you get at dressing rooms.  I'm not wild about that:  A) because I don't like looking at my hindquarters while getting ready, and B) it's a bit of an existential crisis too early in the morning:  Am I here or there or here or there?....:

Anyway, here's a close-up of the finish on the walls:Bathroom4

Last shot, I promise...here is a shot taken from the shower.  I wanted to show off the finish on the cabinets, but the flash kind of messed it up.  It's sort of an antique, distressed, walnutty sort of look:

  Bathroom3_1

If they ever give an award for Most Transparent Blogger will you please remember, my friends, that I showed you a picture of my TOILET, for Pete's sake? 

That's it.  Mission accomplished, and I'm pleasantly surprised at how it turned out.  Despite all my complaining, the paper-bagging was actually much easier than wallpapering, and I'm pretty pleased with the overall effect.  I still have moments of wondering if it looks like, well, bits of paper bag glued to our wall.  But in the meantime, my kids are having a ball looking at it--it's kind of like watching clouds.  So far we've found Idaho, Alabama, George Washington and Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean. 

*UPDATED TO ADD*  My snarky friend Jules has had a little fun at my expense--go see her version here.

The how-to will be coming tomorrow.  Hope you'll consider coming back to participate in Works-For-Me Wednesday.  Remember to read the guidelines here before participating. 

*UPDATED* Feeding the Beast Within

I wrote earlier in the week about my fixation on hair bows for my daughter.  I mentioned that my new mirlish friend SuperMom has an equally serious bow obsession.  But (be still my heart) she knows how to make them.  She is seriously talented--her daughters' bow collection had me absolutely drooling.  I'm trying to convince her she should be selling these gorgeous creations at her blog!

Anyway, much to the dismay of my Hubs (who is just thrilled that I'm taking on yet another hobby, I'm sure), I spent this morning at SuperMom's house so she could teach me this sacred skill.  While our children played, swam, and "beat the crud out of" each other (my son's words, I'm so proud) at video games, we turned her kitchen table into something that looked like an explosion at Hancocks:

Bowtable

After fully exploiting her know-how and her ribbon supply, I was able to produce the following things (actually, SuperMom made the first one, but I did the others):

Bowpurple

Bowpink

Bowlime

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No, I didn't curl all that ribbon; SuperMom already had it done.  But she told me how to do it, and I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Will I be able to reproduce this skill without my new friend standing over my shoulder, armed with a hot glue gun and an extra set of hands?  We shall see...

*UPDATED TO ADD*  Great big hat tip to Erica at Haphazard Happenstances for sending me this link on how to make an altogether different type of bow--these are so cute.  If anyone else wants to send me any bow/ribbon resources, I'll post them here.  The madness, I cannot stop it...

Big Bow Baby (link courtesy of Christy)

JuJuBean (link courtesy of Michelle)

Sweet Cheeks Bows (link courtesy of Peach)

Best Friend Bows (link courtesy of Wendy)

Ever Tried This?

Have you ever heard of paper-bagging walls?  It's supposed to be an easy (!) and cheap (!) way to achieve a leather-like finish on your walls.  The general idea is that you tear up random-sized bits of brown wrapping paper, wad them up, apply wallpaper glue, and slap them on the wall.  Voila!  Leather walls. 

Except, I've been working on doing this in my master bathroom all afternoon, and mine just looks like bits of brown wrapping paper glued to a wall.

Has anyone successfully done this?  Help!

Why I'm Not a Scrapbooker

At least half of you are probably gasping in horror right now--I can hear you wailing from every corner in Blog Land.  Just bear with me.  I used to scrapbook--in fact, I loved it.  Scrappers can be a little, shall we say, militant in their passion.  I was a Scrapbook Evangelist--I thought everyone should be doing it, and I told them so.  But then a funny thing happened:

My third child.

The third child, for me, was the deal-breaker in which things such as personal hygiene and hobbies involving adhesives became a thing of the past.  I gradually fell farther and farther behind in my scrapbooking, even with my pages becoming simpler and simpler.

I had photos stuffed in every nook and cranny in my house.  I was forgetting which child was in which pictures (Dryer babies all look alike).  The months whizzed by, the pictures accumulated, and the scrapbooking supplies moved deeper into the recesses of the closet.  The turning point came a year ago, when I realized I was purposely taking fewer pictures so that I wouldn't add to my growing stash of pictures.

What?!

After some deep breathing, I realized that if I turned in my photo cropper, I would still be a good mom.  If my children's photos were not decorated with fourteen thousand dealy-whoopers and doo-dads, the very hounds of hell would NOT drag me away.   

And so I purged.  I gave it all away, and I bought these little jobbies instead:

Scrapbook_outside

They're photo-safe (of course...I'm not that reckless!) photo albums for 9.99 at Wal Mart, and the photos slip right in the side.  There is a place to write (In a regular pen!  Oh, the freedom!) a memo about the date, the event, which child it is, etc.  Regular photo albums.  I emerged from my scrapbook bunker amazed to see they even made these anymore. 

And I LOVE it.  The pressure is off.  I was able to catch up on every single photo in my house by devoting a couple of days to the task (working off and on, mostly off).  Best of all, I know that my photos are all in one place, and labeled.  My kids LOVE to sit down and flip through the photos, and you know what?  They don't miss the fancy stuff at all.

So, my dear scrapbookers, please know that I LOVE to look at your work.  I think it's a fantastic hobby, and I may even rejoin your ranks someday when the kids are older.  But for now, my photos are safe.  My memories are documented.  And my kitchen floor is free from zillions of little hole-punched stars and clovers.