Had enough yet? I laughed so hard cutting and pasting these onto this post that my stomach hurts. These are all from a web site that sells these as actual real-life buttons, bumper stickers, etc. I won't link the web site here because....well, let's just say that some of them weren't as G-rated as these. But I will send the link if you request it via e-mail (click "e-mail me" in left column).
OMW!!!! Those are HILARIOUS!!!
Posted by: Heather | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 05:08 PM
LOVE "visualize using your turn signal"!!! That is hilarious!
Posted by: Sarah | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 05:21 PM
I love these! Very funny!
Thanks for sharing a laugh with us!
Posted by: tnmama | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 05:56 PM
you are too cute!
Posted by: jennster | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 06:11 PM
Those *are* great! I especially like the 10% one. Ain't that the truth!? And I haven't had any hot flashes yet, but when I eventually do, I'm using that excuse about the matches. That's awesome.
Posted by: Susie | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 07:50 PM
You just made my day!!! My favorite is the clean house/wasted life. So true!
Posted by: Stephanie | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 08:09 PM
Charter Member of Our Lady of PMS. LOL!
Posted by: chilihead | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 08:30 PM
These are great! I don't know that I could choose a favorite, but I'd probably select the one about the pantyhose & jogging if I had to; I'm a big fan of irony.
Posted by: Caryn | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 08:38 PM
How funny. You always find the funniest things!
Posted by: Faith | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 08:42 PM
Thanks for the smiles... never mind... the laughs! These are GREAT!! :-) ha ha ha ha
Posted by: momrn2 | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 11:06 PM
I laughed so very very hard at "Heck is for people who don't believe in Gosh"!
It was way beyond LOL it was scary, can't breathe, throw my head back kind of laughter. My husband said I was nuts. Thank you for that!!!
Posted by: Addie | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 11:34 PM
Those are hilarious. I love that I can email you for the "full version." Good choices though. That was too funny.
Posted by: Kathryn, The DYM | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 02:16 AM
LOL! Too funny! I love those!
Posted by: Lynn | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 07:53 AM
I love the "I'm not a nag, I'm a motiviational speaker!" That is soooo me.
Posted by: Beth | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 08:31 AM
Those are great! I like the one about if you are what you eat .. LOL!
Posted by: Brandie | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 09:58 AM
My mom is full blown in menopause right now. I love that one about the hot flashes!
Posted by: Amanda | Saturday, April 22, 2006 at 08:15 AM
My daughter bought me a fridge magnet for Christmas that says, "I was put on this planet to embarrass my teenagers in front of their friends."
She's twelve. She's the youngest.
heeheehee...
Posted by: Mary P | Saturday, April 22, 2006 at 08:49 PM
Clean house=wasted life.
I need to hang that on my wall. Those were all funny, thanks for the laugh Shannon!
Posted by: Heth | Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 08:11 PM