My husband read my previous post and told me he knew exactly what my dream meant. He said that clearly I have Johnny Depp pirate issues, and my dream simply revealed this.
Me: But Johnny Depp is pretty gross and grungy in that movie.
Hubs: Yeah, but you totally have the damsel-in-distress, save-me-from-the-scallion thing going on.
Me: The scallion?
Hubs: Yeah.
Me: Do you mean the scalliwag? Last I checked I didn't need to be rescued from onions.
Hubs: Oh. Yeah, that.
Either I've been putting too many onions in my enchiladas, or my man has been watching too much Veggie Tales.
Oh, Rescue me from the stinky onion! Help, it's going to attack me!
I think you and your hubby are a little loopy. Are you sure he isn't taking your meds too?
Posted by: Heather@mommymonk | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:01 PM
RAPscallion, perhaps?
Posted by: Jenni | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:03 PM
LOL...priceless.
Posted by: Amy Beth @ Ministry So Fabulous! | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:17 PM
Now that that's all settled...
Posted by: Muddy | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Careful of those onions, they're out to get you. (I agree on Johnny Depp. He was pretty icky in that movie)
Posted by: Sister Honey Bunch | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Those scallions'll get you every time.
Posted by: Jeni | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:23 PM
JD is so not gross and grungy...... :) :blush:
Posted by: anne jackson | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:28 PM
HEY! There is no such thing as too much Veggietales!!! How do u think I 1st learned bible stories? LOL
Posted by: Veggiemomof2 | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:31 PM
That is too funny! Apparently, Carlos has been having funny dreams, too.
Side note:
I asked Boomama, too, but do y'all know how many kids got sponsored during the duration of the trip via the blogs? Did they track that at all? I am curious to know. I know that y'all definitely impacted my heart!
Posted by: jessica | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 02:59 PM
^Ahh..rapscallion. Yes, I think that might be a word.
Maybe your hubby is pilfering your meds.
I love chicken salad. By the tub even.
Posted by: Marla Taviano | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Your original dream post had me laughing. This made it even louder. Too funny!
Posted by: momrn2 | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:13 PM
See, I told you Johnny Depp had something to do with your dream. He may have been gross and grungy but kind of a cute gross and grungy! Don't you agree? And you have to love that eyeliner!!
Posted by: Snowbird | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:17 PM
I don't know, I think I've known some onions that *WERE* out to get me.
Posted by: Stephanie (PurdueLiz) | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:31 PM
I love how he's all dirty in that movie, but he still applies the guyliner every morning.
Or maybe you were thinking of the Veggie Tales pirate movie?
Posted by: chrissy | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:50 PM
I am under onion siege this very moment.
Posted by: A&EMom | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:51 PM
LOL! Funny!
I think even when Johnny Depp is in a weird role he has a certain charm or charisma that draws us in.
Posted by: regina | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:56 PM
*lol* Have to agree with your hubs on the Johnny Depp thing. However, he IS pretty tasty...grungy or not.
Posted by: Auds over at Spotted Dick | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 03:58 PM
I can't say that even the gross and grimy turned me off in POTC. I love me some Johnny Depp. Loooove. Don't you love how the post was about dreams and all we can talk about is the Johnny Depp tangent? Too funny.
Posted by: jennielynn | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 04:54 PM
No, no, no no no. He is incapable of grossness. Weird grungy needs-a-showerness? Yes. But never gross.
Also, my two year old runs just like Jack Sparrow- with his hands up and sort of flailing back and forth. I'll try to dream about it tonight- maybe if I put extra onions in dinner?
Posted by: miriam | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 05:15 PM
wow i have not laughed like that in a while, girl you are funny!!
Posted by: erin | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Yeah, looks like you both have your issues. :-)
Posted by: bee | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 05:22 PM
I read your dream post and found it interesting, but didn't have anything interesting to say back about it. Then I saw the name Johnny Depp and here I am:) He is charming, talented, and he is cute even when he is grungy;)
Posted by: Melissa | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 05:22 PM
Scallion! **snort** Too funny!
In my house I'm the one that makes comments like that, and my husband just shakes his head in disbelief. :)
Posted by: Amy @ Memoirs of a Mommy | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 07:10 PM
Oh my goodness! These last two posts are the funniest thing ever!
Posted by: chaotic joy | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 07:55 PM
Sometimes I wish someone would rescue me from my scallion!!
Posted by: Aunt LoLo | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 08:21 PM
I blush when I say Johnny Depp :P
Posted by: april | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 08:57 PM
Johnny Depp. Sigh. Scallions. TOO FUNNY!
Posted by: Melissa @ A Long Way from the Theta House | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 09:00 PM
Seriously.. even with too much eyeliner and a bad costume, the man simply cannot look bad. I.Heart.JD. :)
(I wonder how many of us will now dream of him tonight.. without meds!!)
Posted by: TracyMichele | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 09:32 PM
LOL what a riot! Think Johnny Depp is a scallion...what about Willory the Asparagus!
http://veggiepirates.com/
too funny - enjoy your blog!
Posted by: Jon D (Graco) | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 09:40 PM
RAPscallions=singing onions??
maybe ONIONZ?
Posted by: alexsandra | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 01:01 AM
I'd let that Johnny Depp save me from the big green scallion any day. You made me laugh out loud two days in a row after a week of tears. Stop the rollercoaster already! -jamie
Posted by: jamie | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 07:57 AM
Total knee slapper. You have me rollin over here. Thanks for the laugh!!
Posted by: stacy | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 08:22 AM