5:08 I pull the covers back up.
5:11 She kicks them back down.
5:11 I pull them back up, and in a spirit of tenderness (or maybe it was grouchiness, I can't really remember) I suggest she stop it RIGHT NOW.
6:30 The alarm goes off--NPR, on my clock radio. Waking up to NPR basically causes me to move from nighttime sleep straight into a good nap. Probably not a good plan, now that I think of it.
6:41 I get out of bed, stepping on at least four chunks of dried plaster en route to the shower.
6:42 Shower time.
7:15 I head downstairs to find that my 12-year-old son is dressed, fed, clean, and cheerful, and he's sitting at the table reading. I scratch my head.
7:16 I let out the dog and pour a Diet Coke (for me, not the dog).
7:25 The five-year-old sleepily wanders in. The 12-year-old immediately hops up and offers to fix breakfast for her. I walk over to him, embrace him with both arms, and I gently ask him if aliens invaded his body overnight.
7:32 In wet hair and a bathrobe, I drive my son to the bus stop, while remembering all the times I swore I'd never drive my kids to the bus stop in wet hair and a bathrobe.
7:34 He makes me belly laugh, no small feat before 9 a.m. I love that boy.
7:40 Back home to find Hubs eating breakfast with our five-year-old daughter, the only member of this family who is chatty and energetic in the morning. She is debating, aloud, the merits of pigtails versus ponytails.
7:45 Wake up the other boys and fix them breakfast. Think to myself that I don't know who invented Pancakes On a Stick, but I'd like to shake his hand.
7:51 Kiss Hubs goodbye.
7:56 The five-year-old shrieks in horror at a fly that is buzzing around our kitchen table, and she runs to get the water squirt bottle in self defense.
8:03 The eleven-year-old got a new haircut the night before, so I help him figure out the best way to fix it.
8:04 It evolves into a discussion about hair product and proper blow-drying technique.
8:07 It evolves further into a talk about some of the changes your body goes through during puberty.
8:08 I realize I might need some more caffeine.
8:11 The five-year-old has now coated every surface in my kitchen with water, while singing "I'm In the Lord's Army".
8:17 Attack the eight-year-old with a ferocious hug, because when his face is still sleep-puffy, he looks just like my baby, and a hug attack is the only logical response.
8:29 Out the door with the boys and a still-pajama'd girl.
8:38 Pull up to the school. "I-love-you-Be-good-Did-you-get-your-lunch-money?-Don't-forget-to-turn-in-that-yellow-permission-slip-Where's-your-coat?-I'll-see-you-after-school-May-the-Lord-bless-you-and-keep-you-may-He-make-His-face-to-shine-upon-you...."
8:39 Sit and breathe, and listen to my daughter sing a song she is making up about a fairy named Crystal Rainbow who wanted to be on American Idol but then a big fly came up and ate her.
8:40 Realize that I am profoundly blessed. Sleepy, but blessed.
very sweet....and I have the same problem with waking up to NPR!
Posted by: Gretchen | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:12 AM
:) This is far too cute!!
Posted by: Tasha | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:20 AM
Love it.
Posted by: Jessica @ This Blessed Life | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:30 AM
From a mom responding from "work" :( , you are a very lucky mom. How I'd love a morning like that!!! :)
Posted by: Vicki | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:32 AM
Thank you for this post. I am having a typical Monday blues Monday. This is just what I needed.
Posted by: lori | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:35 AM
Being a Mom is the the perfect mixture of exhaustion and euphoria.
With a dab of what-the-heck-am-I-going served a la carte.
Posted by: We are THAT family | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:37 AM
Loved this, too cute. And i swore the never drive to bus stop in pj's either, but it still happens!
Posted by: O Mom | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:44 AM
Can I just say that these are the days I look forward to? I know when I'm actually IN them, I'll wish for the days I'm in now, when they're tiny and mix up their words and wear footie pajamas, but I can't wait for the morning talks, the junior higher who is responsible, for the bustle of a morning routine (or non-routine). In these crazy-cross-eyed toddler and preschooler days, I long to catch a glimpse of the fruit of these early labors. Loved a peek into your morning, friend, even if this mind o' mine did turn a funny post into something deep.
Posted by: Ashleigh (Heart and Home) | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 09:56 AM
So sweet.
Posted by: Aimee | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:09 AM
I love this. Just what I needed on this Monday morning. Thank you!!! :)
Posted by: Ashey McWhorter | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Love it! We homeschool because the bus comes too stinkin' early...
Kidding.
Mostly.
Posted by: Dana~Are We There Yet? | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:36 AM
"And a hug attack is the only logical response." Love it!
Posted by: Jo@Mylestones | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Sweet.
"Sleepy, but blessed."
Sounds like a follow-up book to Rocks In My Dryer! :>)
Posted by: melanie | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Sounds eerily similar to my morning!!!
Posted by: Cheryl | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:52 AM
Big smile here - you brightened my day!!
Posted by: Linda | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 12:33 PM
LOVE THIS!! And kind of wishing I had my wits about me enough to make a list like this of our morning as it is happening! :-)
Posted by: Heather | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 12:40 PM
hmm, your daughter and my daughter sound a lot alike, and I am yet again left to ponder how 2 night owls got such a morning person. The odds must have been long. . .It took you several tries after all. . .
Posted by: justanotherdayinparadise | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 01:33 PM
So funny, yet true! I attack my kids with hugs in the morning too, but the six-year-old hates it! Too bad, I gave birth to him, so it's my right, right? And, pancakes on a stick? What the heck is that? Must be something you only get in USA! Sounds kinda cool!
Posted by: mundanemomma | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 03:10 PM
Sleepy, but blessed. That's what I was this morning at 2:30 AM when my 3-month old decided it was time to get up and start talking and waving..
Posted by: Nic | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 03:50 PM
Love your morning!!! So glad we homeschool and I don't have to drive anywhere underclad!!! Let's just say at least the school run forces you up and out we can still be lingering in jammies long after breakfast might have been!!!
Posted by: se7en | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 03:56 PM
Wow, counting your blessings by 8:40 AM on a Monday--I can't think of a better measure of happiness. I'm inspired. ;-)
Posted by: Kristi | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 03:57 PM
Oh, I remember those days! Enjoy them because they fly by before you know it! I have four kids, too, and my baby will be 18 in April...where did the time go?!
Posted by: Diana | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 04:15 PM
LOVE.IT.
Posted by: Nicole @ Here's The Diehl | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 08:42 PM
This is also what I needed today. Thanks!
Posted by: Kristin | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 08:55 PM
Isn't being a Mommy the best?
Posted by: Jules | Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM
I can so relate...except my kids need to be at school by 7:45...consider yourself blessed for such a late start! I'm sure the rest of the day continues at such a harried pace, especially homework time.
Posted by: Mrs.Mayhem | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 07:46 AM
This is the most adorable post. Loved it!
Posted by: Michelle from 6 in the city | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 08:51 AM
I love this glimpse into a normal morning...my days look strangely similar. I did shed a tear at "the Lord bless you and keep you..." My mom prayed that blessing over me...and now I pray that blessing over my 3.
Posted by: km | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 10:37 AM
hahahahahaah...sooo funny...and true
Speaking of motherhood in all its glory, Jenni at onething, is helping a mom and dad raise funds for an adoption of two little cuties from the Ukraine...if this is uncouth, just delete it...otherwise...
http://onething.beautifulheritage.com/?p=4653
Posted by: Sarah | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 11:40 AM
I love it!!! I JUST did a post today- Target Baby that gave my minuet by minuet trek thru Target with a 2 year old. So fun to read your fun mommyhood post:) Moms Rock!!!
www.mycrazyadoption.com
Posted by: Kari | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 02:40 PM
I love this. I send the boys out each morning with a kiss and hug. Tell them I love them, give another kiss and tell them to have a good day and make good choices! Always make good choices.
Posted by: rrmama | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 08:58 PM
Oh yeah. Good stuff, this.
Posted by: Donna W | Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 09:54 PM
I LOVE this, so sweet!
I also wake up to NPR and I think that is the best comment. My husband says it makes him go from dreaming to nightmares but I like yours better :-)
Posted by: MamaB | Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 09:00 AM
You drink Diet soda in the morning!!! Just for that, I will forever love and respect you. You are a woman after my own heart. I'm not a mother, nor a wife (I'm hoping despite appearances) and it's good to know real moms and wives drink Diet Soda in the morning.
Posted by: Jassy | Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 01:23 PM
I am just now catching this but I absolutely loved it! I was JUST saying to my hubby this morning "I wonder how families with four kids manage to get everyone to their prospective schools in the morning or a couple here or there with a preschooler or baby in tow."
I have an eleven and seven year old and was trying to imagine keeping up with more than their school stuff and appointments. I am thinking of fostering again and am just not sure how other people handle it all.
I guess mornings aren't my most shining time-coke(read: coffee) or no coke. :)
Posted by: Shannon | Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 07:51 PM
Girl, my degree of morning dependence on Diet Coke is actually a little frightening! ;)
Posted by: Shannon | Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 09:10 AM
....such wonderful imagery. here is my morning.... http://catchingmysecondwind.blogspot.com/2010/01/wednesday-morning.html
Posted by: Tina | Tuesday, March 02, 2010 at 11:44 PM